To My Future Wife

April 29, 2008

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Andrew Fixell

To My Future Wife

To my future wife,


Whoever you are, all I want is one thing: For you to love the New York Mets.   Now I don't want you to love them anymore than me or our kids (That would just be selfish).  But when saying your prayers at night,please make sure to wish health and happiness for your friends, family and David Wright. He's the cornerstone of baseball's greatest franchise.  And while you're at it, include Jose Reyes, Johan Santana and heck, even Endy Chavez because that guy can do it all.  Just pray for the well-being of my beloved Metropolitans because even if you divorce me, at least I'll still have them.


Sincerely,
Andrew Fixell

Keywords: David Wright, Future Wife, Johan Santana, Jose Reyes, Metropolitans, New York Mets

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